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mentalillness: iwantmybearsuit: lunarmission:orionebula:...

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 21:48:29 -0600

mentalillness:

iwantmybearsuit:

lunarmission:orionebula: lorenrochelle

Let it never be said that my dog does not win for cutest set of...

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 12:55:47 -0600

Let it never be said that my dog does not win for cutest set of ears.

Freebie List

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 16:16:21 -0600

Christian Bale
Colin Farrell
James McAvoy
Casey Affleck
Jason Mraz

Alternates

Jake Gyllenhaal
Gerard Butler
Shia LeBouf

Seen here.

I know I always quote her, but she's just so...relatable

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:15:11 -0600

“When I returned to my family after that first semester of college, I felt like a sore thumb. A newly agnostic, highly uncomfortable sore thumb who suddenly refused to go to anything resembling church. If I remember correctly, if they begged hard enough, they got one holiday service out of me, during which I didn’t sing, as I had once done, or pray along, as I had once done. I have a lot of flaws, but a lack of integrity isn’t one of them, or at least I hope it isn’t. I wasn’t trying to be rude; I just had no intention of disrespecting the church or myself with any sort of spiritual fakery. This, and the fact that I also nearly had to clap my hands over my mouth to keep from screaming, DON’T YOU SEE HOW NONE OF THIS MAKES EVEN A LITTLE SENSE WHEN YOU REALLY STOP AND THINK ABOUT IT? combined to make me a not-so-great parishioner, and after that first year, I grew a spine and refused to go at all, under any circumstances, even when my family asked that I go “for them.” Church, to me, is not something you should do for anyone but yourself. It’s that sacred, and I respect it that much.”

via Schnozzfest 2.0 (sadly her archives are no longer available)

Right at home

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 17:13:00 -0600

Right at home:

Tchotchke Power Ranking.

Kismet.

Photo

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 13:29:06 -0600

Passive Aggressive Notes

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 16:28:00 -0600

Passive Aggressive Notes:

You have to read the comments, too.

Wait, so only the first few comments are funny then people get all: restrooms are gross! Women only throw up because men expect them to be tiny!
And lame.

I totally cried from laughter.

Maybe I need bigger sunglasses?

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 22:27:33 -0600

Maybe I need bigger sunglasses?

Paraphernalia

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 13:49:46 -0600

Paraphernalia:

I don’t know anyone who doesn’t need a magnifying glass necklace.

One is not like the other

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:23:32 -0600

“Did you know the Greeks have 4 different words for Love? That’s not fair! I think I deserve to have a way to say I really love ice cream and I really love my Nanny (grandma) without bringing my Nanny into a world of lactose intolerance and a madman’s craving for chocolatey deliciousness.

Eros is the passionate love, with sensual desire and longing: where erotic comes from. Philia is friendship, a dispassionate virtuous love. Storage [sic] is natural affection, like that felt by parents for children, or little ones for Nanny. Agape THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE is an all-inclusive unconditional love. This is the one widely used in religious teachings. To have agape is to see all people doing the best they can with the light they’ve got. Agape is not spoken about. It’s a space you rest in, a state of being that is pure uninhibited love. Someone in this state is not looking for a return on the investment. In fact they don’t see it as an investment at all. This is remarkable compassion.”

I would like to add Thelema to that awesome, all encompassing list. As I understand it, Thelema is love in the sense of desire for states of being, like being occupied or focused.

Just another way to show that English is a very limited language especially in tense and context.

Jason, will you marry me?

Via Jason Mraz’s online journal

Wikipedia links added by moi.

Why, Lucille Bluth, why? Maybe don’t remember this post...

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:18:00 -0600

Why, Lucille Bluth, why?

Maybe don’t remember this post when I later admit to being obsessed with this show.

NBA Nicknames

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:39:25 -0600

NBA Nicknames:

I’m sure none will better than mine.

-Ashley aka “Big Squeeze”

Her archives are some of the best

Fri, 30 May 2008 17:56:00 -0600

“Take responsibility for who you are, where you are, and how you are. Life is so terribly short, and if you’re foolish enough to waste it, it’s no wonder that you don’t feel good about yourself.”

Schnozzfest

23 26 (A Softer World)

Wed, 28 May 2008 14:54:00 -0600

23 26

(A Softer World)

she never ceases to amaze me

Wed, 28 May 2008 13:26:00 -0600

it’s nice to relive your past in a good way. not going back to places that don’t remember you as well as you remember them, not thinking sadly about what you might have done to change things. its nice to look at your friends and say, “man, that was so fucking great. i wish that moment had lasted for a million years.”

(precariously.net)

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

Tue, 27 May 2008 15:20:07 -0600

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

Fuck your own food!

Fri, 16 May 2008 16:27:00 -0600

Fuck your own food!

These series of SNL Digital shorts were filmed by Thank You For...

Wed, 07 May 2008 18:57:31 -0600

These series of SNL Digital shorts were filmed by Thank You For Smoking and Juno director Jason Reitman. (Credit: /Film)

Esquire's 75 Things Every Man Should Master

Wed, 07 May 2008 18:17:39 -0600

Esquire's 75 Things Every Man Should Master:

Number 76: Learn to love a fat girl.

Clay Aiken’s new album cover doesn’t support his...

Tue, 06 May 2008 16:27:37 -0600

Clay Aiken’s new album cover doesn’t support his claim to love pussy. His fucking hair is coiffed and there’s a heavenly light behind him.

And balls in his mouth.