January 2012
4 posts
August 2011
2 posts
nunca
I know you don’t want me, I know you never could
I know that when you’re flirting with me it’s out of habit and not out of special interest
I know that all the nice things you say are because you’re a nice person and not because you’re going out of your way
I know that you really do think I’m awesome, as you often say
I know that you think this because my...
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March 2011
3 posts
Things I wish I possessed
Long, flowing head of hair
Decent-sized boobs
Energy
Goals
Understanding of how repercussions really work.
All the time really
Sometimes I feel like such a phony. One day, they’ll catch on.
January 2010
2 posts
August 2009
0 posts
July 2009
2 posts
Freebie List
Christian Bale
Colin Farrell
James McAvoy
Casey Affleck
Jason Mraz
Alternates
Jake Gyllenhaal
Gerard Butler
Shia LeBouf
Seen here.
June 2008
8 posts
I know I always quote her, but she's just...
“When I returned to my family after that first semester of college, I felt like a sore thumb. A newly agnostic, highly uncomfortable sore thumb who suddenly refused to go to anything resembling church. If I remember correctly, if they begged hard enough, they got one holiday service out of me, during which I didn’t sing, as I had once done, or pray along, as I had once done. I have a lot of...
Right at home →
Tchotchke Power Ranking.
Kismet.
Passive Aggressive Notes →
You have to read the comments, too.
Wait, so only the first few comments are funny then people get all: restrooms are gross! Women only throw up because men expect them to be tiny! And lame.
I totally cried from laughter.
Paraphernalia →
I don’t know anyone who doesn’t need a magnifying glass necklace.
One is not like the other
“Did you know the Greeks have 4 different words for Love? That’s not fair! I think I deserve to have a way to say I really love ice cream and I really love my Nanny (grandma) without bringing my Nanny into a world of lactose intolerance and a madman’s craving for chocolatey deliciousness.
Eros is the passionate love, with sensual desire and longing: where erotic comes from....
NBA Nicknames →
I’m sure none will better than mine. -Ashley aka “Big Squeeze”
May 2008
9 posts
Her archives are some of the best
“Take responsibility for who you are, where you are, and how you are. Life is so terribly short, and if you’re foolish enough to waste it, it’s no wonder that you don’t feel good about yourself.” Schnozzfest
she never ceases to amaze me
it’s nice to relive your past in a good way. not going back to places that don’t remember you as well as you remember them, not thinking sadly about what you might have done to change things. its nice to look at your friends and say, “man, that was so fucking great. i wish that moment had lasted for a million years.” (precariously.net)
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/ →
WatchThese series of SNL Digital shorts were filmed by Thank You For Smoking and Juno director Jason Reitman. (Credit: /Film)
Esquire's 75 Things Every Man Should Master →
Number 76: Learn to love a fat girl.
Zach Braff/Your Music Video →
This is so awesome. It’s sort of the modern version of when I used to sit behind the couch with a tape recorder and sing “I Wanna Dance with Somebody.” Only less lonely. I really did want to dance with somebody.
January 2008
2 posts
“If You Want Me” Glen Hansard and...
